I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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