I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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