What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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