I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Two words: nipple clamps
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