She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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