he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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