was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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