Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Randomize
