so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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