he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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