Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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