This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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