it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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