Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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