We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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