So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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