2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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