yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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