dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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