GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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