Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
