I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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