You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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