do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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