it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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