But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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