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(618): View more from Illinois

how was the sex?

(1-618): View more from Illinois

he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.

(618): View more from Illinois

well, there's that.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.

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(559): View more from California

I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.

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(740): View more from Ohio

so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.

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