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(248): View more from Michigan

Yo dont text me then not text me

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(936): View more from Texas

Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(408): View more from California

sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds

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(636): View more from Missouri

No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"

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(323): View more from California

Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.

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