It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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