I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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