so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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