Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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