Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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