I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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