At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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