we're chasing vodka with high fives
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
