he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
