God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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