I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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