Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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