I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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