Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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