So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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