we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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