Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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