oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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