i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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