It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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