windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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