We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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