I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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