I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
honey bunches of taint.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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