Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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