She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think my vagina is haunted
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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